Funeral Punch - Soy Melts and Bars - Collection

FUNERAL PUNCH - Soy Collection

💀 Vibrant. Chaotic. Probably cursed. 💀

Who spiked the afterlife? “Funeral Punch” is a loud, citrusy slap to the senses—like someone brought jungle juice to a séance. This scent blends syrupy cherry, electric citrus, and questionable choices into something far too cheerful for the occasion.

✨ Comes in:

• Wax Melts (Clamshells) – Snap, melt, cause a scene
• Fat Snap Bars – Thicc slabs of hot pink rebellion, for when subtle mourning isn’t cutting it

🕯️ Perfect for:

• Giggling at your own funeral
• Lighting candles out of spite
• Turning your living room into a haunted cocktail lounge

This is not your grandma’s rose potpourri. Unless your grandma was a chaos goblin with a flask in her purse. In which case… carry on her legacy.

Candle Safety Warnings 

Never leave a burning candle unattended.

Keep away from things that catch fire (curtains, books, swamp moss, etc.).

Burn on a heat-resistant surface.

Keep away from children and pets.

Do not burn for more than 4 hours at a time.

Stop burning when about ¼ inch of wax remains.

Inexplicable Things always recommends that you remove the charm, stones or any whole herbs prior to burning. Always burn your candles on sturdy, heat resistant surfaces or holders. 

Please keep an eye on your candle while it burns. 

NEVER leave a lit candle unattended and be sure to keep the candle away from children, pets or drafty areas. 

Inexplicable Things, Inc cannot be held responsible for any misuse of their products. 

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